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MY GIRLFRIEND IS FUCKING INSANE

No it would be instantaneous and then your body would float around those big colorful nebulas and you could get to other galaxies and maybe become part of a moon or get incinerated in a star or fall into a black hole.

You could become part of an asteroid and impact on a moon and your microscopic dust remains are scattered all over the crater.

You could become part of a star and undergo nuclear fission and turn into hydrogen and your body is a tiny fraction of the process of the star and you make light for the universe and then the star ages and your atoms get turned into iron and then the star goes supernova and you’re spewed across the universe as space dust.

You could land of a kind-of habitable planet and your DNA survives as you start to decompose and in a few million years the primitive life forms of your body become science’s greatest mystery for humankind.

You could be found by an alien civilization who’s also wondering ‘are we alone in the universe’ and suddenly they know they’re not because woah processed materials and tools and crazy-developed processing centers woah and then in a couple thousand years they make first contact because of the space-travelling cultural revolution your corpse prompted in their society and the humans of the future go ‘how did you get all these spaceships and junk’ and they reverently pull out your body and you are interred with great fanfare and people make you statues and holidays and stuff.

Your body could end up literally anywhere in the universe and you’d be the first human there because who said you had to be alive huh?

SPACE

What is wrong with you

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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every episode of scooby doo

  • guy:

    something spooky's happening

  • fred:

    k we'll come check it out

  • fred:

    daphne, velma come with me

  • daphne:

    lol okei

  • shaggy:

    but scooby and i are terrified of everything why do you always fucking send us off alone

  • velma:

    shut up you two

  • shaggy and scooby:

    *run into monster*

  • scooby:

    RAGGY

  • shaggy:

    *oblivious to everything*

  • scooy:

    RAAAAGGGGGY

  • shaggy:

    zoinks!

  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:

    part 1*

  • shaggy and scooby:

    *meet up with fred, velma, and daphne*

  • fred:

    what happened?

  • shaggy:

    M-M-MONSTER

  • velma:

    uh oh

  • monster:

    boo

  • all:

    AAAAH

  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:

    part 2*

  • *they run into one room and come out of another one, i don't fucking know how that's possible*

  • velma:

    my glasses! i lost my glasses!

  • monster:

    *picks up velma's glasses and hands them to her*

  • velma:

    thanks. ....JINKIES!

  • *the monster chases them accompanied by fun music:

    part 3*

  • monster:

    whoops i tripped

  • scooby:

    i captured you

  • *they pull the monster's mask off*

  • fred:

    oh look it's the suspicious guy we met at the beginning of the episode who was super suspicious and greedy and he wanted money

  • suspicious guy:

    and i would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and your dumb dog

  • scooby:

    ROOBY ROOBY ROO

  • all:

    *laugh*

kirschtein-be-bitchin:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

dragon-in-a-fez:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise

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wait

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what

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there’s a list???

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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

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in conclusion god is an asshole

for comparison:

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okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so

wait

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damn.

god gambles with your souls pass it on

This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”

lucifer-tbh:

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zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

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